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Gateshead Angel
 Post subject: Daft questions.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:34 am 
This one got me today, as did some others,


A man builds a rectangular house.
All four external elevations are south facing
A bear walks passed the house.

What colour is the bear?

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A woman has three children,
She calls the first two April and May

What does she call the third child.

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You take a minibus out on a school run.
At the first stop you pick up 5 children.
At the second stop you pick up a further 3.
At the third a further 6.
At the first school 3 get off.
At the second 9 get off.
Whats the name of the busdriver?
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captain cab
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:53 am 
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You take a minibus out on a school run.
At the first stop you pick up 5 children.
At the second stop you pick up a further 3.
At the third a further 6.
At the first school 3 get off.
At the second 9 get off.
Whats the name of the busdriver?


Was it licensed?

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Comical Ali
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:35 am 
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Please, please! Captain Cab is relying on what I called yesterday a desperate and stupid method. The vehicle cannot be licensed, it must be a PCV.

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the cipher man
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The bear must be a polar bear,so will be white, as the only way a rectangular house could have four south facing elevations is if the house was situated in the north pole.
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>>MIKE
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:05 am 
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JUNE
:D

Quote:
A woman has three children,
She calls the first two April and May

What does she call the third child.

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You take a minibus out on a school run.
At the first stop you pick up 5 children.
At the second stop you pick up a further 3.
At the third a further 6.
At the first school 3 get off.
At the second 9 get off.
Whats the name of the busdriver?


>>MIKE :D
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>>MIKE
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:07 am 
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What does she call the third child.
A=JUNE
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Whats the name of the busdriver? A=>>MIKE

:D :D
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the cipher man
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:26 am 
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>>MIKE wrote:
What does she call the third child.
A=JUNE
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Whats the name of the busdriver? A=>>MIKE

:D :D
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Hope they are all girls, never known a boy called June :lol: :lol:
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Gateshead Angel
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:16 am 
The bear would be white.

The driver is you.

The third child may not be called June, (the written answer was Jude) because she may not have had three girls.

I have loads more!

B. Lucky :twisted:
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Gateshead Angel
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:18 am 
What goes up a drainpipe down but can't go down a drainpipe up.

Whats open when its closed but closed when its open.

B. Lucky :twisted:
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the cipher man
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"Whats open when its closed but closed when its open."

The waiting list for a Plate :lol: :lol: :lol:
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