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Hi, y´all, I was three months depending on internet café, which is just another word for oriental basar these days, so I couldn´t post.
I want to rejoin you now with a little video I have recorded about a year ago yet have never published before today.
It´s quite a funny little video with a sort of candid camera thing, that doesn´t show the passengers, nor could they be identified in any way, yet it´s all recorded what we talk during these 9 minutes and the camera shows the left side scenery whilst driving.
The spoken language is (mostly Swiss)-German, yet it´s all subtitled in English!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpK0Osju7aA

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer and author of the best Hitch-hiker´s-Guide-to-the-Galaxy-volume-six ever written. Or else money back (haha.)

Can it be Dubbed into Scottish please...then Alex Salmond and his cronies might watch it.

I did mention it, didn´t I, the similarity between Scotland/England and Germany/German part of Switzerland? It´s amazing the parallels, the same conflict between big and little brother, the same foolish pride when it comes to being this and not that, the same differences dialect-wise. Only the war between England and the Scots was once in the past, whereas between G. and S. it is happening right now - they just keep it discreet yet, not much blood so far.

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer and author of the best Hitch-hiker´s-Guide-to-the-Galaxy-volume-six ever written. Or else money back (haha.)

Did I not hear you say you will have to go into one of those shops and see what you can get Toots for a present

I´m not sure weather you meant me, Skippy, or Bloodnock, yet if you refer to that "A cabby qualifies when having a lot of fellatio with patients?"-bit - well, the Langstrasse is one of the two main red-light-district miles in Zurich and the conversation we had whilst driving through was accordingly.
Anyway, the Brit business folks prefer the clubs like Aphrodisia in the downtown area. (I took a lady there once, a blonde big-busted Russian babe, and had a nice chat with her, picked her up right from the bus coming from her home country.)

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer and author of the best Hitch-hiker´s-Guide-to-the-Galaxy-volume-six ever written. Or else money back (haha.)

Ohhh a present for me, I love presents

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Well, then, Toots, I suggest you watch that video, where you can see passing three or more shops, in any one of them a lady with taste might see some items she´d possibly lack or desire, leather items, magazines, funny plastic things, devices that could be useful in any likely situation a lady might get into, if not to say might get herself into, masks, rubbery thingies, the list is endless.
So, thus inspired you might specify a certain wish, go ahead and publish it here - and I will hurry to get you one, gift-wrapped, for sure.

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer and author of the best Hitch-hiker´s-Guide-to-the-Galaxy-volume-six ever written. Or else money back (haha.)

Gift wrapped! Normally it is items like this that come in plain brown paper.

Or at least that's what I have been told.

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Chris The Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mc ... re=related

I prefer surprises

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Toots not squared, you might get one hell of a surprise if you open one of these presents!

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Chris The Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mc ... re=related

I doubt it there's not a lot that surprises me. I may not know what to do with it but I'm sure I'd be able to work it out

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Makes it inevitable to ask that question probably every newbie on the forum is nagging - that pic of you real, Toots? For in that case I deliver the present in person (current position deep down in the south of Germany) and give you whatever help there is needed!

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer and author of the best Hitch-hiker´s-Guide-to-the-Galaxy-volume-six ever written. Or else money back (haha.)

Pmsl....... for me to know, but, if I ever get to deep south Germany you can buy me a coffee

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Anytime, Toots, yet this goes for anybody here, just contact me.
I am currently living in Freiburg, so called capital of the Black-Forest, just at the foot of the nicest part!
Just yesterday I did a bike-tour on top of the Kandel, some 1250 meters and its not far away from the Feldberg, the highest peak of Baden-Württemberg.
The French border too is just 40 k´s away, I´m very much intending to go just across the Rhine next year and drive a cab in Colmar. (About which I will surely do some more posts in the future anyway.)

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer and author of the best Hitch-hiker´s-Guide-to-the-Galaxy-volume-six ever written. Or else money back (haha.)

Huh!
When you visit me it's wobbly coffee - for this chap though, ordinary coffee is OK - make him get you a wobbly one, Toots not squared.

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Chris The Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mc ... re=related