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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:06 am 
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Trust you to mess it up :shock:
Has your sense of humour taken a holiday?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:18 pm 
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****ING SHUTUP McALPINE.


The SNP MSP Joan McAlpine accused everyone who doesn’t agree with the SNP as anti Scottish. Yes, but Mz McAlpine who is nowhere near as important as she thinks she is talks p**h a lot. Some of the things she comes away with, they are hilarious. Such as “everyone who doesn’t agree with the SNP is anti Scottish and should be charged with racism” and “Alex Salmond has a really big willie” and “See me, I think I’m really good looking”.

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She’s not as intelligent as she thinks she is either and this was evidenced by an appearance of Newsnight when she spewed out so many independence clichés that Jeremy Paxman treated her with a mix of utter contempt and “you’re ****ing mental doll”. She is called Joan, but most people in the SNP think her first names are ****ing Shutup. That’s because whenever she opens her mouth Alex Salmond says ****ing Shutup McAlpine. She’s the SNP’s equivalent of the old SSP’s Rosie Kane. Every time she opened her mouth her leader at the time Tommy Sheridan had his head in his hands and shouted across the parliament “Rosie, naw”


Mz ****ing Shutup McAlpine has probably single handedly assured that no one will now vote for independence. The reason being that no one would want to live in an independent country run by people like her. By the way, and she’s a ginger as well.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:37 pm 
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JOHN/JOHANN

Johann Lamont is the new Scottish Labour Party leader. Q: How do we know that Ms Lamont comes from Pollok. A: Because she looks are though she does. So she’s the face of Scottish Labour. It doesn’t bear thinking what Scottish Labour a**e looks like then.
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JOHANN LAMONT, A WUMMAN FROM POLLOK

In the past Scottish Labour have had male leaders, Dewar, McLeish, McConnell and Gray, and in the past Scottish Labour have had female leaders, Wendy Alexander. It appears now that they’ve gone for some sort of man/woman mix of both. Some sort of interchangeable John/Johann, depending on the light. In a good light.......actually in her case I don’t think there could possibly be a good light. I know that politics is supposed to be showbusiness for ugly folk, but come on, you can take phrase far too literally. Is this the future of Scottish Labour, is this their grand plan to take on Salmond and his SNP?. Get in a wumman the mere sight of whom can make men’s testicles shrivel up and fall off. This is also panto season which was definitely the wrong time to announce their new leader because people will take one look at her and think “Jeez oh, Wee Jimmy Krankie has been taking growth hormones”.

In her victory speech Ms Lamont promised to make Labour “Scotland’s Party”. Seems that currently its Norway’s Party, or Outer Mongolia’s Party.
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LYNN SHERIDAN, ANOTHER WUMMAN FROM POLLOK

So knowing that the word Scottish in the name Scottish Labour pertains to Scotland is a good start for her. So what changes can she bring to the Scottish Labour Party. She can bring unity because everyone will follow her orders, mainly because of her threat to “Do what I tell you or I’ll sleep with you”. This had led to everyone who hates Ed Ball, and there are many, calling up Ms Lamont to tell her “Ed Balls says he won’t do what you tell him”. That’ll show him eh, that’ll wipe the smug smile off his big giant enormous face.
How she will do at First Minister Questions is unclear, but it’s thought that most FMQ’s will be handled by her Deputy because she’ll have urgent business elsewhere. The urgent business being that Mecca have just announced a double snowball prize at their lunchtime bingo sessions. In her defence though, it’s not her fault that Mecca’s lunchtime bingo sessions clash with FMQ’s, its Mecca’s.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:26 pm 
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‘England could bomb Scottish airports’


English government could bomb Glasgow and Edinburgh airports to defend itself from possible attacks if Scotland became an independent nation, a Tory peer has claimed.

Lord Fraser, a former minister in John Major's government, insisted that if the Scottish people voted yes to the independence of Scotland, it would be left undefended, and therefore England’s enemies would use Scotland as a base for launching air strikes over the border.

"If that were to happen what alternative would England have but to come and bomb the hell out of Glasgow airport and Edinburgh airport," Fraser said.

Former Solicitor General for Scotland, who has apparently put the UK government’s anti-independence campaign in practice, also claimed that the Scottish National Party’s (SNP) plan to remove UK nuclear forces from Scotland and reducing the country’s navy to “fishery protection vessels” would turn Scotland into a warzone.

A country with a few vessels for fishery guard was “asking to be invaded,” he said.

"I would not wish my beloved Scotland to be a war zone for those with evil intent on the sovereignty of England. That was, however, the risk. If we totally failed to defend ourselves alone or in conjunction with England, we offered up ourselves as the battleground," he said.

The former Lord Advocate said he did not know who could have “evil intentions” against England but claimed that the twentieth century taught the world that never “let your guard down."

This is while that SNP leader Alex Salmond formerly declared that an independent Scotland would have a close degree of military cooperation with the United Kingdom.

Asked whether Scotland’s soldiers who are serving on the British military should leave to join Scottish military, Salmond said, "People would have a choice, we've undertaken that well inherit the military capability in Scotland and we would sustain that.

"You don't have to say to somebody 'you must leave the British Army', the British Army currently has people from 23 countries serving in it. You’d a have choice, a choice of whether to join the Scottish armed forces or to stay serving in the British armed services."

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:49 pm 
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Apart from a seriously dodgy nose, mouth and wrinkles and TDO's biggest ever picture on a thread, I'd say yes - she does have ginger hair.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:56 pm 
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captain cab wrote:
Apart from a seriously dodgy nose, mouth and wrinkles and TDO's biggest ever picture on a thread, I'd say yes - she does have ginger hair.


Yes, it did look a bit better at the original size, but decided it probably best to delete it. But for anyone interested it can be viewed in all its glory here.

http://joanmcalpine.typepad.com/joan_mc ... -that.html

I believe she was once married to Pat Kane of Hue and Cry, but he dumped her when she, er, got into politics :oops:

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Yes, it did look a bit better at the original size, but decided it probably best to delete it. But for anyone interested it can be viewed in all its glory here.

http://joanmcalpine.typepad.com/joan_mc ... -that.html

I believe she was once married to Pat Kane of Hue and Cry, but he dumped her when she, er, got into politics :oops:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gxMvb9VrzY



She's okay....I suppose she'll have a few scotnats at home tugging away with unwanton abandon and thoughts of Joan and independence....I guess we'll hear soon about her being similar to Joan of Arc who led the French against the english too........little wonder her hubby left though, he had a labour of love.

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Kelvin Mckenzie with his usual degree of accuracy:

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Problem for the SNP is that if the UK is the Titanic then the EU is the political equivalent of Hillsborough, the Space Shuttle, 9/11 and the Hindenberg all rolled into one, and Alex Salmond wants to be at the "heart" of it :shock:

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Youy sense of humour on strike as well?

Thought you didn't agree with strikes :lol:

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Talking of Hillsborough, you do remember the Sun's intrepid editor don't you?

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