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captain cab
PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:39 pm 
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Probably, but if the telephonist picks up the phone and insists in speaking swahilli.....I think most folks would call another cab company?

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Well I'm shocked - did you mean PH but typo'ed as cab?



I'm making soup at the moment, those carrots are hard b*stards....if I was a vegetable (and the jury is out on that one), I wouldnt want to pick a fight with a carrot.

Errm....he blusters......I was just saving time....using the ubiquitous expression.

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captain cab wrote:
Chris the Fish wrote:
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Probably, but if the telephonist picks up the phone and insists in speaking swahilli.....I think most folks would call another cab company?

CC

Well I'm shocked - did you mean PH but typo'ed as cab?



I'm making soup at the moment, those carrots are hard b*stards....if I was a vegetable (and the jury is out on that one), I wouldnt want to pick a fight with a carrot.

Errm....he blusters......I was just saving time....using the ubiquitous expression.

CC


I read somewhere that Carrots were used by the Viet Cong as Punji sticks... be careful when your handling them.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:46 pm 
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bloodnock wrote:

I read somewhere that Carrots were used by the Viet Cong as Punji sticks... be careful when your handling them.


Its okay mate......problem over....boil the b*stards for long enough and they eventually give up :wink:

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:20 pm 
captain cab wrote:
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I read somewhere that Carrots were used by the Viet Cong as Punji sticks... be careful when your handling them.


Its okay mate......problem over....boil the b*stards for long enough and they eventually give up :wink:

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You mind your teeth on them old man :lol: :wink:
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:20 pm 
captain cab wrote:
bloodnock wrote:

I read somewhere that Carrots were used by the Viet Cong as Punji sticks... be careful when your handling them.


Its okay mate......problem over....boil the b*stards for long enough and they eventually give up :wink:

CC



You mind your teeth on them old boy :lol: :wink:
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Captain Cab wrote:
I'm making soup at the moment


Just open the tin :roll:

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:42 am 
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toots wrote:
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I'm making soup at the moment


Just open the tin :roll:



Where's the fun in that.....my leek, potatoe, onion, carrot, turnip soup is the thing legends are made of.

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We have the same language issue in Plymouth in both hack and ph arenas and it is a major issue of contention with some customers who complain that drivers can't even recognise road names, one was reported to have handed the customer their tom tom in order for them to input their address!!!

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captain cab wrote:
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I'm making soup at the moment


Just open the tin :roll:



Where's the fun in that.....my leek, potatoe, onion, carrot, turnip soup is the thing legends are made of.

CC


More commonly known as vegatable

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My language skills tell me it's Vegetable Toots. :-o :roll:

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My language skills tell me it's Vegetable Toots. :-o :roll:


bit harsh....she's scouse not a vegetable :lol:

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Doom wrote:
captain cab wrote:
bloodnock wrote:

I read somewhere that Carrots were used by the Viet Cong as Punji sticks... be careful when your handling them.


Its okay mate......problem over....boil the b*stards for long enough and they eventually give up :wink:

CC



You mind your teeth on them old man :lol: :wink:



He'll just leave them on the kitchen table.....

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My language skills tell me it's Vegetable Toots. :-o :roll:


bit harsh....she's scouse not a vegetable :lol:

I just glad this isn't being discussed in the Scottish section, as they wouldn't have a f***ing clue what you are on about. :D

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jimbo wrote:
My language skills tell me it's Vegetable Toots. :-o :roll:


Damn :lol: :lol: :lol: No excuses just a thick moment

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bit harsh....she's scouse not a vegetable :lol:


That's the best stuff to come out of a pan with a bit beetroot or red cabbage :wink:

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