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McALPINE.



MSP Joan McAlpine had to apologise to fellow MSP’s for showing disrespect to the Scottish Parliament. She couldn’t be ****ing bothered to turn up in chamber during her ministerial questions slot but instead lunched with Alex Salmond where it is reported she had smoked venison with Strathdon blue cheese dressing and poached red wine pear, followed by breast of Scottish chicken with grilled asparagus chorizo, olives and parma ham. She admitted “the fault is mine, I completely lost track of time which I do a lot when I am trying to be a ridiculous fancy pants posh t***”. This is the sixth time Mzzzzzzzzzzzz McAlpine, because if anyone is a Mzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz it’s her, just couldn’t be a*sed representing her constituents in parliament. Not that she calls them constituents, she much prefers the phrase “the little people that I don’t give a flying **** about”. Kind of serves her “little people” right for being stupid enough to vote her in in the first place. Especially since her campaign literature stated clearly, that if elected it would all be about her and if you’ve a problem with damp housing or anti social behaviour: “Tough titty, me and my over inflated opinion of myself will be too busy swanning being nowhere near as important as I think I am”

At least when Labour MSP Frank MacAveety turned up late in parliament he was late because he’d been eating Scotch pie and chips, and he did turn up, eventually. McAlpine though, she views a Scotch pie and chips with the same look of distaste she has when she meets one of her constituents.

McAlpine was due in chamber to ask a question about osteoarthritis and the effect it has on the NHS, But the question wasn’t asked so we don’t know what effect it has on the NHS. She’ll be there next week though because the question she’ll ask them concerns something very close her heart.

The question will be “Here, will a daily diet of smoked venison with Strathdon blue cheese dressing and poached red wine pear, followed by breast of Scottish chicken with grilled asparagus chorizo, olives and parma ham give me gout?”.

As I said, she’s all about her.

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George Carlin

I wouldn't touch her with yours mate.

Same Hairdresser maybe..

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Not only is she taking the pi** out of her voters, she's a Munter. I wouldn't touch that with a shi*y stick, let alone vote for it.

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Alba Gu Bràth

Not mine as I never used "MacNasty the **** Taxi", though Its Obviously been designed by an SNP designer as it has no real face and absolutely no room for anyone with enough Balls to disagree with wee Eck. Try Nidge, It may belong to his mate Leroy.

haha you know your name....
BTW are you sure its nae your gimp suit...

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He's the slave of all slaves who serves none but himself.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain

Alba Gu Bràth

You typify the type of numpty that makes any sane thinking Scotsman want to vote for the Union, Childish humour combined with Venomous rhetoric all built on a foundation of historic spite and. Bloody Cyber Nats..

That's an apt description of why any sane thinking person will never vote SNP.

And here's me thinking you're just the typical humourless fascist Tory scumbag who wants to foist their twisted policies on a Scotland which rejects them at every opportunity.
And you have the hard neck to describe anyone else as a ****...........

...........BTW, guess who AD had round for tea........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -home.html

Wasn't he the tw*t who gave all of our money to the banks, left us all up to our erseholes in debt, and still let the c*nts keep their bonuses?
Competence? The man couldn't spell the word.
Maybe it's his gimp suit.

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That guarantees your vote then?

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Doubtless you both share the sentiment?

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Not a flattering pic of the emperor....that photo complete with his several chins would not have got through the snp propaganda machine.

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

You may think you are voting for Alec Salmond and the SNP, but what you are really voting for is a system of control, where you have little or no say over how your country is run. As I said before, they are merely political puppets of the super rich, with the job of pulling the wool over your eyes. I'm actually surprised you can't see that for yourself, Gusmac.