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Thank God for actors like Alan CummingS and Brian Cox because I really don’t know whether or not to vote yes or no to an independent Scotland. It’s a real dilemma isn’t it? Not anymore it’s not because Alan and Brian said I should vote yes which I will be doing because I’m a ****ing idiot who lets an actor make my decisions for me. There I am in the chippie. Now, will I have a pie supper or a fish supper, hours I spend in the queue waiting for an actor to come along to tell me what to get.

I had a fish supper and thank you Brad Pitt who was in Glasgow filming a zombie movie for helping me with my decision. Brad was in getting food for him and Angelina and the kids. I only know this because he ordered 47 fish suppers.

Alan CummingS lives in New York and if the SNP completely cock everything up it won’t affect him at all, because he lives in New York. He did say though that he would move back to Scotland to vote in the referendum. And that could be important for the SNP if the vote is tied at 2,500,000 for yes and 2,500,000 for not, and Alan has the casting vote. If that happens then that one man’s vote will be crucial, but that won’t happen, so Alan stop being a daft fanny.

As for Brian Cox, a mere five years ago he was telling everyone “Don’t vote for the SNP because they’ll completely cock everything up”. Now though he appears at the SNP launch of their Make Alex Salmond The Emperor Independence workshop talking contradictory p*sh, the patronising two faced fud that he is.

Basically the SNP are asking us to give up 305 years of union for one man’s vanity. A vanity that will get out of control if the yes vote is successful because the SNP are so tartanie they’ll make Gaelic our first language and make it compulsory for everyone in Scotland to change their name to Fiona or Farquar or Crawford, and we’ll all have to go about in kilts, all the time, and not just at weddings. It’ll be like living in ****ing Brigadoon. There will be an evil side to independence too as absolute power corrupts absolutely I’m pretty sure we’ll end up with concentration camps to house and “re-educate” the SNP’s political opponents. I.e. people who don’t want to have a permanent diet of shortbread and Dundee Cake and refuse point blank to speak Gaelic or go around looking like they’ve been covered in glue and dragged through one of the many tourist rip off shops on the Royal Mile.

The First Minister banging on about an independent Scotland’s role on the world stage. On the one occasion SNP Government did put Scotland on the world stage they made a total a**e if of it. They told the world “By the way, see that Abdelbaset Ali Al Megrahi, he’ll be pan bread in 3 months” and the world said “No he won’t” and the SNP Government said “Yes he will” and the world said “No he won’t” and the SNP Government said “Yes he will, and if he’s not dead in 3 months Kenny MacAskill make a hat out of his own poo and eat it”.

Well seen though that it that they had to wait until Al Megrahi died before having their launch and I suspect Kenny MacAskill ran into Bute House with the news about his death shouting excitedly “Great news Alex, we can have the independence launch now, we said he’d die and he has and now the press won’t be able to ask awkward questions like, you lot haven't got a ****ing clue have you?, and why does Kenny MacAskill always sound like a Church of Scotland minister officiating at a funeral?”.

Alex Salmond’s reaction was “Brilliant, now where are the balloons” and MacAskill told him “Fiona Hyssop, Mike Russell, Roseanna [edited by admin] and John Spinney are in the cabinet office”.

What would an independent Scotland mean though for the average person? It would mean that we’d not be able to go out of our front door without being smacked in the face by the propeller blade of a wind turbine machine. That wouldn’t happen to Alan CummingS though because his front door is in New York. Having said that, his face is an odd shape so it looks like he’s already been smacked in the face by a propeller.

The SNP are also heralding their other “star” backers. I say “star” but one of them is Pat Kane, who has always had a penchant for telling us which way to vote. Pat, we never listened to you when you had hair, so we aren’t going to listen to you now that you are completely baldy.

And poet Liz Lochead, she’s a backer too. You may know one of her poems.

There was a young woman from Buckie,
Who to make a living from poems was lucky
She told us how to vote, we got her her coat
And said, put this on and get yourself to F***kie.

And Sean Connery, 007, the man of a thousand voices, all of which sound like Sean Connery. A man who when he has “visited” Scotland has to go to a hospital before he leaves to have Alex Salmond surgically removed from his a**e.

What was quite funny though was Alex Salmond describing Alan Cummings as being in the Yes Camp.

What the First Minister probably meant to say was “Alan Cummings, yes he’s camp”.

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And thank fek for rikki brown. All Scotland will be voting no thanks to his unbiased and inciteful analysis. Tw4t.

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I loved it, I even enjoyed the Indies declaration of self crapdom on the news, what a sad awkward looking bunch they made, a bunch of unknowns blended with a bunch of Expats Scots Actors.

The Funniest bit of all was them trying to look enthused as thy hummed and mumbled along to the tune "Caledonia".......It's amazing how they Turned a Beautiful song into something that made around 4 million Scots cringe as they sat and sung Starry and Moist eyed along to it.

Great post CC


Ain't it funny how these ppl influence without any real proper info on what they preach


UB40, helped get Mandella the bomber released, since both he and the wife have been caught raiding cookie jars

Sting, just about has his beaker in about everything political

Bono, same as Sting, both helped cause the mass migration thing campaigning for the Berlin Wall to fall


Then we have the USA war office actor division, you should watch Team America for a full listing of them, but ain't it great deciding from your Beverley Hills mansion to advocate mass murder on Iraqi's because a Saudi supposedly knocked your badly designed money tower's down, no coincidence better and more stylish towers were appearing around the world at the time is it, oh NYC has two square 1960's office block council estate looking towers, now it has the Freedom Tower complex and all the magnates are happy again.


FTR, I would welcome Scottish independence but would also want them to remain close to us, but even so the whole thing needs full looking into and some poncy star isn't qualified to make those kinda calls, ppl who have access to the product and debt figures are the ones to listen to, or it could become a case of the kid who kicked the nice neighbour who always gave him some pocket money each week, right in the balls and wondered why the free money stopped suddenly.

Do you disagree with the fall of the Berlin wall?

I think most would blame the EU for mass immigration, rather than the fall of communism

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Well it's opened a door not being there Gus, a door which is fast breeding hate between people, tbh I don't think the fall of Communism had anything to do with, more so the expansion of the likes of McDonalds and other meglomaniac companies looking for new markets to exploit, and why is communism such a dirty word anyway, in theory it's the most ideal and fair system, sadly mankind can't grasp the concept of not being greedy so I guess we won't be seeing it in it's pure form any solar system soon,

As you say though the EU is to blame, it wanted cheap workers, it's desire got in the way of it's thinking, and it's going to get worse for all when the consumer runs out of money and stops buying the product, the cheap worker won't be taking up the slack as they've paid him a bottle of [edited by admin] and he also won't be able to afford anything, so it's going to be no consumers, no workers, no product and no jobs eventually, stand by for Mad Max 2 in 4D.