Taxi Driver Online

Quality You were always a writer Jim,never a taxi driver. This is a powerful way to get your message across. I'm looking forward to reading it.

I'm going to have to buy or borrow a bloody Kindle though. I'm on the case.

Oh and I'm dying to see the response, just remember, there's no such thing as bad publicity. The main thing is, if people are talking about it, they're reading it.

You don't need a kindle. You can download a free app to let you read kindle material on you laptop, pc or even mobile phone.

Perhaps I should have included you in the dedication.

O.K. People we have had 50 Shades of Grey or "Mummy Porn" as it has been called.

How about a Edinburgh version.

My Tan was 11 Shades of Orange. "As I stood in line at the Job Centre in Edinburgh thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O Wetherspoons cooked bacon and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes m......et and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Iceland. He had tied up his Staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. Gluey Louy watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same."

"My mum had told me to leave Dwayne many times due to the violence but I knew he loved me as he always took his rings off before he hit me
Tonight though he was in a foul mood, I had [edited by admin] his tea up after failing to de-frost his prawn ring I had nicked from Farm Foods
He picked up the power lead from my kids mega drive and whipped it across my doughy arse, it stung but I liked it.

I shouted again again so he carried on, i thought my shell suit would rip into a million pieces

As I looked over my shoulder I saw his Weetabix toothed smile, he even had a semi on which rare as the crack normally played havoc with his erections."

"Our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. I thought of this as he lay on top of me making love. His skinny arms straddled my head like breadsticks either side of am orange. As I rubbed his whiter than white back I imagined every mole I felt was spelling out Braille for I love you"

"I had a week to myself, bliss.
The kids were all at their respective dads apart from Shakira whose dad was on remand
Luckily her Grandma was home as this time last year she was in Malia on an 18-30. Dwayne wanted me to be a Dominatrix but I couldn't get the gear as the new security guard at Ann Summers was a right [edited by admin]

I had to improvise. I put on my fave black slag wellies and wrapped bin bags around my muffin tops. For the mask I pulled my old black period pants over my head

I looked like gothic Vanessa Feltz attempting a bank job, Dwayne looked well chuffed as he had scored some Viagra off his dealer.

I climbed on top but the idiot was asleep, he had bought diazepam by mistake
I tried to get him inside me but it was like trying to push toothpaste back into the tube

Finishing myself on the buzz of my mobile wasn't my finest hour but needs must."

Skippy last time I read that it was a Sutton version

Well it's finally here.

And toots. You were in my mind when I wrote the tale.

You don't need a kindle. You can download a free app to let you read kindle material on you laptop, pc or even mobile phone.

Skull all those years of loyal service and no inclusion in the dedication Proves Jasbar is a man in his OWN self interested warped world

I don't intend to read a rant that has been re-worked as a book, we all know Jasbars views on Everything

Skull all those years of loyal service and no inclusion in the dedication Proves Jasbar is a man in his OWN self interested warped world

I don't intend to read a rant that has been re-worked as a book, we all know Jasbars views on Everything