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I'm off to do a public service tonight, I'm in a sponsored glass lifting competition, this is in aid of save your local, you might've seen the the advert on a corner near you, it says permission for 58 flats


And someone is gonna get a spanking at the oche as well, been in the garden practicing all afternoon.....ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY!

So away with drinking from a can, prise open that wallet (mind the smell doesn't knock you out) and realise £20 means you enjoyed yourself instead of going to bed wondering if Barbara Windsor is coming back to Eastenders and will she flash them once fine boobies one more time, g'won treat yourself y'know yer wanna!

I live above a local so I really hope nothing happens to mine I'm in the middle of painting it

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

I'm not interested in your bikini line ffs Toots,

I think there is a blessing in there somewhere

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Strimmers

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin