JD wrote:
Harold Best wrote:
I am tired JD, working long hours and apt at making clumbsy mistakes please forgive me
it was Mc Cool v Rushcliffe Borogh Council Appeals heresay admissable even if from criminal aquitals.
kin ell I would never make a solicitor!
Yes you have certainly made a big mistake this morning my friend.
JD
J.D...I have come as soon as possible ,young T has been ringing my office all day ,He tells me that you are suffering from Narcissistic Personality Disorder,I have looked backed over your files and I can see why he is so concerned for you ,We must hurry , for there is no time to lose ,First, you must e-mail me with your "credit card details", ha even better -Bupa.
Maximus,Cranimus Explodimus is the latin name of the virus you have ,This is a silicone hybrid virus,it is usually contracted by a mating of the two species, too much typing with the left hand ;we will deal with this at a later time,For now we must concentrate on your multiple problems,from day to day it would seem that you yourself do not know who will be appearing when you wake up ,The problem with this virus is that it is constantly mutating..1..personality becomes..2..2..becomes..4..etc,NOW while all your personalities stay the same sex ,we are relatively confident of bringing you back to normality, but if they mutate and change sex and start arguing with each other or worse,MATE, then there will be no turning back.
The prescription I have given you will last one week for one person or 1 day for for seven depending how far advanced is the virus,I will see you again tomorrow,FOR GOD'S SAKE DO NOT DRINK ANY ALCOHOL!!! DR.T...p.i.a.