Taxi Driver Online

Last week I had 2 good looking women get in my taxi. The journey was about 10 miles on the meter. Just after we set off the 2 women started to snog the face off each other and then started to touch each other up. After a couple of minutes one of them reached round and started to grope my tackle. I tried to stop her but it was difficult. Anyway at the end of the journey I got paid. It was only after they had gone that I noticed that one of them had taken my wallet whilst the other one had my attention. So far this has happened to me 3 times this week and the chap on the market has no cheap wallets left. Be careful out there.

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Grandad,

bet you came in your pants, even at your age!!

Pants?

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Grandad,

I hope Mrs Grandad doesn't read this !

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

Methinks you need to get CCTV fitted, and allow others to share.

Not the tackle bit though.

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IDFIMH

I could see Grandad getting his tackle felt giving gangnam style a run for its money !!

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

i think this fishyman tale myself i here cabby say thing like i got suck i got lay and it all lie if truth you got what you ask for daddy you shud tel woman to hands off but you went for hand job insted silly man

tico its a joke mate here is the orignal one
Please note that whilst shopping at the local supermarket you may be approached by two busty 18 to 20 year olds who will offer to help you put your shopping in the back of your car. As payment they will want a ride to the next supermarket.
Whilst in the car they will proceed to kiss each other, rub their breasts against each other and then offer to satisfy you.
Once you reach the next supermarket you will notice your wallet has been stolen!!
I lost mine on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and twice on Friday !!!

Clearly some jokes don't travel well.

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Grandad,

theres an image in my head i coulda done without

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

i sorry daddy i think you were mean it it no look like joke way it writen first post and sum cabby do make story for other dont they

Gusmac might can lend you an Aberdonian Crotch Purse to keep your Sheckles safe...They also double up as a loyal and easily kept pet.

WTF did that used to be?

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The "So far this has happened to me 3 times this week and the chap on the market has no cheap wallets left" bit never gave it away as a Joke huh..

i just think it was true story i say sorry anyway it just seemed like a cabby tale i not relise grandad was taking p out of it