gusmac wrote:
Hey Gus ye forgot to mention these taxi drivers Irish euro winner 8 track favs....
The next few are to be read in a Jimmy Savile voice,,
(and the betentiptwenwe bup is the TOTP guitar sound in yer heed)Now then, now then, as it Appens you see.
In at No6; in the hit parade;
1970 Dana "All Kinds of Everything" (makes a taxi driver a despo)
In at No5;
betentiptwenwe bup1980 Johnny Logan "What's Another Year?" (cos I slag everyone cos I aint gettin my way now that I am not in the trade, with nowt better to do than apply to McDonalds, even they have banned me and won't talk. Their solicitors letter, It means nothing to me,,,, oooooo Viena.)............(a classic which Gus pointed out)
No6;
betentiptwenwe bupRattle rattle, Jewlery, jewlery
1987 Johnny Logan "Hold Me Now" (because my plate will soon be worthless)
No5;
betentiptwenwen bupReach into my chair for a badge, cos Jims fixed it for yooooo (code for a feel around)
1992 Linda Martin "Why Me?" (I thought my plate was worth something)
No4;
betentiptwenwe bup1993 Niamh Kavanagh "In Your Eyes" (I sold you something for my profit that's free)
No3;
betentiptwenwe bup 1994 Paul Harrington & Charlie McGettigan "Rock 'n' Roll Kids" (that what I tell em, urgh urgha)
No2;
betentiptwenwe bup1996 Eimear Quinn "The Voice" (Oi! my plate is worthless now,,,, I'm gonna sue ye)
And at number one........................
2013 Judy Garland (after 74 years). "Ding dong the witch is dead" (only if it ain't been censored by government pi5h)