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Nidge 'I don't know. We boys are being forced out of business by the council'

The Voice of reason ' ask council to put your tarriffs up then Nidge'

Nidge 'Facking idiot, Why put em up, that means all those t***s stood queuing for cabs at 2 in morning will wait for the bus'

VOR 'But Nidge you have more customers than you can deal with at that time, so charge the ones you carry more'

Nidge 'Facking ejit, you know nothing about this trade does ya. What do you other brothers think'.

Nigella Merchant ' Your right their Nidge, wot a prat. Knows nowt, fancy saying best way to make money was to charge more, shoot them facking PH's is the answer ain't it. Stop the punters being stupid enough to ring them'.

Nidge 'Thank Bro Or Sister.That is right, Picked up punter the other day who used ph to get into town. Asked him y and he said 'cos they always turn up', f-ing cheek. We hacks can't help it if we get a better job off rank just before we should pick him up can we'.

Noosher Moor-cuunt ' Who is this VOR, is he some Solicitor or sumthink. Out to reck the trade, Fack the punters wot do they matter'.

Cadbury's Crunch ' Up here we ignore punters until the buses are full'.

Nidge 'glad to here I am the Voice of reason for this trade. Let the world spin on my anus'.

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A member of the Hire or Reward Industry

It took me a while to work out the heading.

But very good.

A fine example, if one was needed, of all that is wrong with those who pretend to represent the cab trade.

Couldn't run a f***ing bath.

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IDFIMH

The funniest thing was when the Mansfield Plank was bemoaning three of his fellow drivers leaving the trade.

A few weeks later he then tells us they left for better jobs.

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IDFIMH

I miss his irrational petty arguments.

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A member of the Hire or Reward Industry