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grumpy
 Post subject: Ehm........
PostPosted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:37 pm 
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fresh from my FB..........

Glasgow taxi driver picked up a tipsy female in town after a night out.

She never spoke on the journey home until they arrived and she said: "Can I ask how the fare is £9 when it was only £2 on the way in?"

The puzzled driver argued: "Couldn't have been £2. The meter starts at £2.40."

"I'm telling you it was £2 each," the girl insisted.

"Each?" replied the driver. "How many of you were there?"

"Five."
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 Post subject: Re: Ehm........
PostPosted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 7:22 pm 
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grumpy wrote:
fresh from my FB..........

Glasgow taxi driver picked up a tipsy female in town after a night out.

She never spoke on the journey home until they arrived and she said: "Can I ask how the fare is £9 when it was only £2 on the way in?"

The puzzled driver argued: "Couldn't have been £2. The meter starts at £2.40."

"I'm telling you it was £2 each," the girl insisted.

"Each?" replied the driver. "How many of you were there?"

"Five."
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I bet that left you speechless for a minute

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grumpy
 Post subject: Re: Ehm........
PostPosted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 3:35 am 
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had to read it twice to be certain she was that thick, lol

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Nidge2
 Post subject: Re: Ehm........
PostPosted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 6:31 am 
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I bet she was a student?
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cabby john
 Post subject: Re: Ehm........
PostPosted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:04 pm 
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grumpy wrote:
fresh from my FB..........

Glasgow taxi driver picked up a tipsy female in town after a night out.

She never spoke on the journey home until they arrived and she said: "Can I ask how the fare is £9 when it was only £2 on the way in?"

The puzzled driver argued: "Couldn't have been £2. The meter starts at £2.40."

"I'm telling you it was £2 each," the girl insisted.

"Each?" replied the driver. "How many of you were there?"


"Five."
.


Grumpy you are slipping - years ago the venue would have been Ireland :wink:

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