Taxi Driver Online

I picked up 2 blokes and a lady at 6pm heading into town for the start of a night out with much high jinks and they were talking to another car directing that driver (not a taxi) to where we were, it all got surreal and vey funny and I said it was like talking a plane where the pilot had died and the 1 passenger had never flown a plane at all, then i thought, what if the passenger was a woman....


hello, we need to check the autopilot is off?

its off

can you see the horizon indicator?

yes its level

is the throttle at 30%?

Yes, 30%

Right can you check your flaps..........

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

You been talking to your Sky Pilot again Wannabbee?

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

The guy sat in the front noticed i was in fits.....he didnt ask why

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

He probably thought you were one of these crackpot bible bashing Christian types and didn't want to ask anything.

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

He was a Mormon

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

What, he thought you were a moron, sorry, he was a Mormon, I get it now.

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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

You were bound to get something one day

Took long enough

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most