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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:27 pm 
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taken thier football teams colours in exchange for non payment.

Crushed thier mobile phone under my wheels.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:52 am 
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Taken they to the wrong High Street. :oops:

Told a customers wife where I dropped her old man. :shock:

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:19 am 
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Left them near a pub in the middle of Epping Forest.
They wanted The New forest.
Well... Epping is newer than the New forest? :twisted: :twisted:

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:23 am 
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Dropped a drunk who said that 'Could I find him a woman', outside a police station and told him to go in and ask for 'Billie Blue' :twisted: :twisted:

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:29 pm 
sent a customer over to smelly malcom. :roll:
and delivered flowers to the wrong customer. :oops:


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 3:40 am 
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Directed him to a Minicab office. eusasmiles.zip


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:00 pm 
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Location: Plymouth, i think, i'll just check the A to Z!
told two girls carrying their [edited by admin] up friend their not getting in, and to get a black cab ' cos he can just hose out the sick luv' :shock:


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:49 pm 
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steveo wrote:
told two girls carrying their [tut-tut] up friend their not getting in, and to get a black cab ' cos he can just hose out the sick luv' :shock:


So you were picking up on the street? Tut Tut, don't let the licensing officer catch you.

Do you chant 'taxee' down there?


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:26 pm 
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greenbadgecabby wrote:

So you were picking up on the street? Tut Tut, don't let the licensing officer catch you.
Do you chant 'taxee' down there?


no, picking up a pre-booked fare outside a pub. please dont tar all PH with your personal view, some of us work for very professional and sucessful companies.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:12 pm 
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May I just add a sub-routine to this thread?

Things you wish a customer hadn't said.

About 6/7 years ago, "why don't you get yourself one of those computer things and check out that internet lark". ](*,)

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 10:09 pm 
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for once i agree with you, it just put a smile on my face.


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:13 pm 
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'Driver... There is a noise coming from under the floor'

Just before my diff packed up. :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 6:58 pm 
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Things you wish a customer hadn't said.

why dont you go full time. :sad:


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:31 pm 
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steveo wrote:
greenbadgecabby wrote:

So you were picking up on the street? Tut Tut, don't let the licensing officer catch you.
Do you chant 'taxee' down there?


no, picking up a pre-booked fare outside a pub. please dont tar all PH with your personal view, some of us work for very professional and sucessful companies.


Oooooooooooooh!


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