The man who spends his free time
"sorting out the chaff from the weed" writes:
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1. I own my own cab.
You don't own any cab until you paid off the HP and even then, it is a depreciating asset which inevitably has to be replaced to keep you in a job.
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2. I obviously own the plate, the value still being intact.
No one legally owns any plate. It is the property of the council and is therefore is owned by the public. It has no intrinsic value and is non transferable by law. Ask your council?
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3. I pay no office fees whatsoever - save the L.A. licensing etc
And????
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4. I work when I want to.
No you work because you have to.
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5. I start when I want to.
whoopee!!
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6. I finish when I want to.
Another Whoopee!!
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7. I do not have Mrs Mc/whoever telling me that I have to walk her dog at a given time.
No!! She is probably out on the game because she has to support you
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8. I have an income that keeps me very happy - much, much higher that dog walking.
Aye so you say but not working forty hours a week you don't...
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9. The sh!t (oh by the way "sh!t" is a term" ) gets kicked out of the cab before/during.
No being a Cab*igger is doing a shi* job, working shi* hours, picking up shi* people.
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10. I have the penultimate in flexy time.
You have to work like everyone else and you don't make money in the taxi game without working long shi**y hours, picking up shi*!!
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11. I can ramp up my earnings or dumb them down to suit.
I'm sure you can and working long shi**y hours to do just that.
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12 .I take a day off whenever I want.....nobody owns me.
A whole day?? Now that must make being a Cab*igger all worthwhile.
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13. I do not physically have to pick up the excrement of others

No that's because you are excrement and probably couldn't tell the difference.
