Taxi Driver Online

I'm too shocked to do anything.

I keep checking to see if it's real or one of my mates taking the pi**.

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IDFIMH

2 of mine have been calibrated.

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Grandad,

I bet they're still 2MPH out.

HGV's usually drive to as far as the pedal goes down to leaving the restrictor to stop em at 56mph (or 50mph if its a Tesco truck)

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

When you load a job and ten seconds later the datahead says 'soon to clear'

Boy racers who fit aftermarket headlamp bulbs and then set the height adjuster to its highest aim thinking they can see better.
People in general who have their headlamp aim set as far ahead as possible.

People with headlamps out of alignment so one or both is pointing skyward.

People who can't fit bulbs correctly so the beam dazzles oncoming drivers.

Motorcyclists who ride round with high beam on all the time.

People who turn all their foglights on within seconds of it getting slightly misty (or in heavy rain) and then a month later still haven't turned them off (I wonder if they wonder what that bright orange light on the dashboard is?)

People who don't know how to correctly use front fogs when it is actually thick fog - (you should turn off your main headlights and just use fogs and sidelights so the fogs go under the fog and don't reflect back into your eyes )

When punters get in the car and sit there with the seatbelt warning going bong, bong, bong..............bong etc. Then after a minute ask 'is that me ?'

When punters spend ages scrabbling around in their purse for the fare, counting out shrapnel, and eventually just hand you a £10/£20.

When punters hand you a £20 for a £3 fare and after being asked if they have anything less say they might have the exact change and hand over 3 £1 coins.

When punters come out of the pub and don't have anything less than a £20 note, knowing that they were getting a cab home and the fare would be less than £5.

When punters stop at a shop then at the end of the journey pay with a £20 note. When asked if they have any less reply 'I gave all my change to the shop'.

When punters stop at a shop, come out with crates of beer, fags, food, and then at the end of the journey are short on the fare.

bag up 20p's into £5 lots, see how THEY like it

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

when the fare is £4.95 and the customer hands you a £5 note and waits for the 5p change that happened twice today !

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

those magic words


when we get to town can you stop off at a cashpoint please

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Cars that have parked on the left facing the oncoming traffic with their main beam still on . The stronger the camber the more blinding they are.

Mum with buggy, tonnes of shopping and a million kids in the pi**ing hard rain.

And the lazy old man who can't get his fat lazy ar** out of the house to help.

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IDFIMH

thats quite normal or the mum stands there and waits for the driver to load and unload it all

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

1st of march must have been forget how to drive day

I had 5 people cut the corner on me and miss me one by only inches steering wheels are there for a reason !!!
Another of my drivers had 6 people pull out of junctions without looking properly

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector