Taxi Driver Online

A55holes who pop up on TDO without a clue, ask stupid questions, refute the answers and advice given by members with a century of experience and argue they know best...

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Silly old tadgers who believe there better than you, & who also believe there advice is gospel, even though there still sitting behind a wheel at 50+

got your 1st PH car yet?

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Yes and I'm on my way to delta to make the big bucks. Good luck when your school contract ends, you'll need it

That's one of my gripes as well. Did they give you the dirty look and two finger salute as well, as if it was you in the wrong ?

Seems to happen mostly with a rival taxi firm who always cut across junctions at 45 degrees, probably because they have one hand on the steering wheel and the other clamping a mobile to their ear (on vehicles I know that come with bluetooth as standard !!!)

3 runs a week i dont turn out but still get paid

beat that......

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

"My cock is bigger than your cock." "My dad could beat your dad up!" Come on children, play nicely.

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Grandad,

Hes got his own septic tank, works 25 hours a day, but eeeeeee, hes appy

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Getting a job from the office.

From a busy shop, a lady with no destination.

That narrows it down a bit.

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IDFIMH

works if theres textback and a mobile number tho

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

A regular oldie couple outside a hotel/pub, i park right by the steps, they arent out,i drop a coffee cup into a nearby bin by which time they are on the top of 4 steps, shes moaning im not helping, hes already getting in the front pass seat and moaning too not aware im right behind him, shes on all the way to their house.....he gets out and is in the house leaving her moaning about me!

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Knob head drivers who pull up to a junction.

Then wait until you are really near, and then pull out.

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IDFIMH

I once had
Pickup : Kings Head Pub
Name : Drunk man
Destination : As directed


Best was ;
Pickup : Kings head pub
Name : couldnt understand
Destination : couldnt understand
D'ya think I did it

Think we'll all like this one ;
Arrive to find punter smoking a cigarette, punter docks the half smoken fag and sticks whats left of it behind their ear and then gets in car - IT F*CKING STINKS !!

Customers that are too thick to realise that pushing the shopping trolley to the car makes it easier to load than carrying the bags from the shop.

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IDFIMH