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or runs it into the rear of the car ...... bang

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

1. Women who tell you the time of their birthday party has changed the day before, meaning you have to tell the 24 other people of the change of time.

2. Having to pay the bill for 25 people at a birthday party including wine and drinks.

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IDFIMH

When you arrive at the pickup and a couple are smoking outside, who completely ignore you. Then after a few minutes when you're just about to give up and leave they stub out their fags, come over and say 'are you our taxi ?'

works for us sometimes

base sent me a local job from a train station....

guy was Spanish, base op obviously gave up as it wasnt a £4 job, it was a £12 job, and I dropped him off, made a phone call and the guys RETURN came up, another £12......

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

When you stop alongside some parked cars to drop off/pickup (not blocking the road) with your hazards on and some idiot drives right up behind you and after sitting inches from your bumper for a few moments starts flashing their lights and blowing their horn. Eventually having to reverse back a few feet and then drive round you.

When you park on a completely empty supermarket carpark at 4am and when you come back after doing your shopping the only other two cars to arrive have parked each side of you !

When you go to fuel up at end of shift at a petrol station/convenience store and the car you wait behind at the pump is inside doing their weekly shop !

It amazes me how many people patiently queue for a pump when there are free pumps on the "wrong" side. Don't modern cars still come with reverse gears?

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There's no excuse for animal abuse. If you ain't vegan you are an animal abuser.

dont hoses reach to the far side of cars now?...

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Depends on the garage a lot don't

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There's no excuse for animal abuse. If you ain't vegan you are an animal abuser.

many garages only let you use pumps facing forwards because of their CCTV set up

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

ive a number plate front and back...


technology eh?

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

When young women get in the car and start screeching at the top of their voices even though they're sat next to each other, then they ask for the radio to be turned up (if you were'nt shouting so loudly you'd be able to hear it !). Then after turning the radio up they then proceed to screech even louder and you still can't hear the radio !

When a punter gets in the car and the very first thing they say is 'I've got a discount card'. Not how are you, good evening or anything else.

I usually reply 'very well thank you, how are you ? Oh sorry I thought you asked how I was'. Completely throws them

surely the meter is ticking over & throw on a couple of extras??

i never done that until i got the jag on, didn't want to scratch it, got a doblo now so couldn't care less