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wannabeeahack
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Most car drivers think the words BUS STOP means CAR PARK.
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wannabeeahack
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roythebus wrote:
Most car drivers think the words BUS STOP means CAR PARK.



LOADING BAY.....car park

TAXI RANK.........car park

NO STOPPING.......car park

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2016 7:54 pm 
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roythebus wrote:
Most car drivers think the words BUS STOP means CAR PARK.



Only them with Blue Badges.
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ven2112
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Two dyslexic skiers. One says let zig zag down the slope.
No, the other one says its zag zig.
Tell you what says the first lets ask this fella.
Excuse me sir going down the slope do you zig zag or zag zig?
No idea he says, i'm a toboganist.

In that case can i have 20 B&H please
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wannabeeahack
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text a dyslexic......GNAB



its bang out of order

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I knew a dyslexic agnostic who was sure there wasnt a dog

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Is it ironic that dyslexia is so hard to spell ?
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Is it ironic that dyslexia is so hard to spell ?

And there's only one Monopolies Commission. 8-[

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sasha wrote:
Is it ironic that dyslexia is so hard to spell ?

And there's only one Monopolies Commission. 8-[



why do they call them mobile phone shops? they dont move

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why is phonetic not spelt with an F

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roythebus
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Probably the same reason there's no f in bananas.
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grandad
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Sussex wrote:
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Is it ironic that dyslexia is so hard to spell ?

And there's only one Monopolies Commission. 8-[

There isn't. it was replaced by the competition commission. :wink:

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Chris the Fish
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grandad wrote:
There isn't. it was replaced by the competition commission. :wink:

Do the Competition Commission have any........



.........Competition?


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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