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F***ing linesman who doesn't know the offside rule.

F***ing ref who doesn't know when a tackle is just that.

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IDFIMH

even when the opposition players leg is badly gashed

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

It is not a rule. Football does not have any rules. Use your LOAF.

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Grandad,

Pedestrians who wait till lights go green for cars before crossing.......that's 3timrs today already and not even midday

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

You will see our player got the ball well before the other fella kicked his studds. And if the other fella had proper shin pads on said injury may well not have happened.

It's worth noting the fella joined in with the post match celebrations, and also worth noting that the dick head ref had a yellow card in his hand, which was then taken away by a Boro player. He then saw the injury and gave a red.

If anyone has any doubts about the quality of the idiot ref Mike Dean, just google his name.

Or f*** wit ref.

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IDFIMH

Refs make mistakes as do players it all levels out in the end.

The day they bring in video refs is the day football dies.

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There's no excuse for animal abuse. If you ain't vegan you are an animal abuser.

Drivers deciding to put their cars through the car wash at 19.00 on a saturday night they know the phones always go mad for half an hour about that time

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

When I ask punters which end of a road they want and they answer "the top end" WTF does that mean?

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There's no excuse for animal abuse. If you ain't vegan you are an animal abuser.

When you pull into the street and ask 'whereabouts?'
'Keep going I'll tell you when' and then 'oh you've gone past it' !

Or the old classic, after a 10 mile drive weaving in and out of roads and they then say 'next left mate' - I've got this far without any help I don't need directions now !

Regulars who do they same journey every night, have the correct money in their hand and ask 'how much mate ?' even though the meter's 2ft in front of their face and it costs the same every time,

£2.80 please, 'is that with the discount ?', no, £2.50 with the discount. 'Here's £3'

what discount? why cant you just fooking charge what's on the meter ffs? honestly i will never ever understand taxi drivers me , sad fookers, really

Had one of those last night. Then she asked me to reverse, now I wasn't about to reverse for an unknown distance until she recognised her house so I pulled a u turn.....

"No, no you're going the wrong way, I said reverse"

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There's no excuse for animal abuse. If you ain't vegan you are an animal abuser.

The constant repetition over and over again

Busy?
What time you start?
What time do you finish?
Can we stop at a cashpoint?
Why is the meter on?
£10? i only pay £7 usually
£10? i was quoted £7
Your late
Your early
Will the seat go back further?

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

The latest ones are thank god it's not one of those big cabs, and (sign of the times) it's nice to get an English driver.

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IDFIMH

dont start me......

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most