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wannabeeahack
 Post subject: Office speak....
PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 12:15 pm 
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Booked SWMBO onto a Safeguarding course...

"Your DELEGATE is now booked on the course"

Do these people graduate in horseshit?

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wannabeeahack
 Post subject: Re: Office speak....
PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 12:17 pm 
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When the head of services replied to a question she said (about some new system)

"Agreed but WERE still learning the system ourselves"


:sad:

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Nidge2
 Post subject: Re: Office speak....
PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 4:30 pm 
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wannabeeahack wrote:
When the head of services replied to a question she said (about some new system)

"Agreed but WERE still learning the system ourselves"


:sad:



You can't fix stupid.
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wannabeeahack
 Post subject: Re: Office speak....
PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 7:22 pm 
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Nidge2 wrote:
wannabeeahack wrote:
When the head of services replied to a question she said (about some new system)

"Agreed but WERE still learning the system ourselves"


:sad:



You can't fix stupid.


the latter one was BS Hons degree in her job title

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wannabeeahack
 Post subject: Re: Office speak....
PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 7:24 pm 
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oh, almost forgot

had the office pup email me today

"on our database your insurance is showing as ran out"

(i send every new certificate)

"well that motor policy isnt a motor insurance policy"

#-o

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edders23
 Post subject: Re: Office speak....
PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 6:09 am 
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wannabeeahack wrote:
oh, almost forgot

had the office pup email me today

"on our database your insurance is showing as ran out"

(i send every new certificate)

"well that motor policy isnt a motor insurance policy"

#-o

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you should get the boss to put that up on the wall :lol:

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