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... my lass is going on her sisters hen night on saturday, now, nufc are playing wolves? at home( not sure i only bother with the prem , proper league, not the bairns stuff ) she has asked them to all wear nufc shirts my wife has actually had the fooking nerve to ask me to buy one for her a staunch safc fan , gutted here that she would even put one on let alone pay for the fooker, im mortified & thinking of filing for a divorce what should i do ??? im in a huge dilemma , buy it then on sunday morning just burn it in the garden?? help me out lads , women sadly don't understand the football thing

You could always donate it to a disabled kid afterwards.

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Grandad,

do it

but turn up at the hen as the stripper

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

fook that, he might want a lift

You need to tell her........Witches can still be burned at the stake

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if you cannot be yourself, then who can you be.

You need to get grip, it's only football ffs

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

The cheek of it! Don't let Shankly hear you say "Only"

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if you cannot be yourself, then who can you be.

My thoughts too.

Well as I've always said 'if men were as passionate in the bedroom as they are about football, there'd be a lot more happy ladies about'

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

So you like your sex to be 45 minutes each way with a 20 minute break at half time with added time for stoppages.

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Grandad,

That's weird passion! You want me to jump up and down and make a lot of noise ( the neighbours are not going to like that one), and I'm not wearing a scarf as well - it gets too hot

On second thoughts....what ever you say honey

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if you cannot be yourself, then who can you be.

Change ends at half time too

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And bring on subs

FOOKIN HELL THATS SERIOUS THROW THE BITCH OUT .

QUESTION WHY LET HER OUT FOR A PIZZ UP SURELY YOU CAN FIND SOME COOKIN CLEANING PAINTING CARPET LAYING FOR IT TO DO FFS GET ORGANISED

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