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Just had my lunch and the wife brings me a nice cup of tea with a mince pie. YES A MINCE PIE!!! It's only fookin October!!!

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Grandad,

You'll get fatter

never a wrong time for a sweet mince pie imho , enjoy ( hope you didn't complain mate, you wont get another till dec now )

Usually we still have some left at Easter.

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IDFIMH

I try to avoid anything to do with Christmas until after my birthday on the 10th December.

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Grandad,

lots of shops have them on sale and since when are mince pies specifically a christmas thing they are traditional winter fare

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

It is AUTUMN until December 21st unless you are a weatherman and you decide to change it.

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Grandad,

Today the mince pie remains a popular seasonal treat enjoyed by many across the United Kingdom. actually wikipedia says they are seasonal so to me that means the autumn and winter but i'm sure you'll argue differently Pete anyway how come your'e in such a bad mood today

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

I am not in a bad mood. I just don't like to think about Christmas until after my birthday. I don't even have Christmas cards up until my birthday is done.

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Grandad,

I don't open birthday cards I don't believe in celebrating birthdays at my age

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

Not only is Christmas reluctantly thought about,but when you get to my age birthdays are not thought about at all.

Greggs are to blame they sell mince pies all year.

You sad git.....your missus who is obviously a diamond, is waiting on you hand foot and finger, and all you can do is moan that she brought you "Mince Pies" - the WRONG TIME of the year there is NO wrong time of the year, give her a peck on the cheek(facial) from me & one from you for moaning

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if you cannot be yourself, then who can you be.

Mince pies in my local supermarket with a use before date of 28th November 2016.

I had words last night because she bought the wrong pickled onions.

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Grandad,

I think there will be two ex wives driving for you in the new year Pete

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector