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 Post subject: Well I never
PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2016 10:44 pm 
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picked up 4 from an address...mum n dad must have been 50st stone total, caught car on 3 speed humps

1 to refuse next time

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 Post subject: Re: Well I never
PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2016 1:21 pm 
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well in the US I believe it is normal to charge extra for overweight people :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Well I never
PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2016 3:29 pm 
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edders23 wrote:
well in the US I believe it is normal to charge extra for overweight people :wink:


thats ok but what if i cant get over the bloody speed humps?

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 Post subject: Re: Well I never
PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2016 3:39 pm 
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wannabeeahack wrote:
picked up 4 from an address...mum n dad must have been 50st stone total, caught car on 3 speed humps

1 to refuse next time



Just because there were only four people does not mean you weren't overloaded. (Does it?)

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 Post subject: Re: Well I never
PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2016 5:30 pm 
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i always keep one of these in the boot for such occasions, i lose the fare but they tend to walk , saves the car :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Well I never
PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2016 11:00 pm 
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... and why there's allways fat couple gettin into your car and shifting their fat ar5es (trying to) all over back seat ending up with their legs crossed between them on one seat coz "they'll be alright"? why they never use other side door? tbh. when i'm starting to think about new car it's gonna be one with door on one side only... 8)


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 Post subject: Re: Well I never
PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2016 7:39 pm 
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It's the smell they leave behind, you just know it as you see them waddling up.

It's hard to describe but we've all had it, not whilst they're in the car but once they get out and all the trapped odour is released. A kind of sweaty stale sh!tty smell that lingers for hours.

This is because;
a) They cant' reach round to wash their ars3s properly
b) They can't get far enough into their cracks to wipe their ar3es properly
c) The sweat builds up all day in the folds of their fat backsides.


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 Post subject: Re: Well I never
PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2016 8:18 pm 
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sasha wrote:
It's the smell they leave behind, you just know it as you see them waddling up.

It's hard to describe but we've all had it, not whilst they're in the car but once they get out and all the trapped odour is released. A kind of sweaty stale sh!tty smell that lingers for hours.

This is because;
a) They cant' reach round to wash their ars3s properly
b) They can't get far enough into their cracks to wipe their ar3es properly
c) The sweat builds up all day in the folds of their fat backsides.

I am told that the discrimination act does not apply to people who are over weight.

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 Post subject: Re: Well I never
PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 3:15 pm 
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sasha wrote:
It's the smell they leave behind, you just know it as you see them waddling up.

It's hard to describe but we've all had it, not whilst they're in the car but once they get out and all the trapped odour is released. A kind of sweaty stale sh!tty smell that lingers for hours.

This is because;
a) They cant' reach round to wash their ars3s properly
b) They can't get far enough into their cracks to wipe their ar3es properly
c) The sweat builds up all day in the folds of their fat backsides.

Not all taxi drivers are like that.. :roll:

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