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Seeing my ex for the first time in months left me with just one thought. I wish the neighbour's dog would stop digging up my garden.

Paddy " I've been shaging these two twins" Mick " Really how do you tell them apart?" Paddy " Easy Julie's got blond hair and Derek's got a mustache"

I was being interrogated by a female police officer. "So, how many rapes have you committed?" "Eight or nine." "Which is it?" "Depends on how long it takes for your backup to arrive."

saw that one the other day on another forum

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

What about the other two people? Surely "two twins" = 4 people

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if you cannot be yourself, then who can you be.

trust a welshman to not get a joke

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

I just thought..........that's funny, I wonder what the other two are up to

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if you cannot be yourself, then who can you be.

fooking hell every joke on this page has been seen before man , lighten up ya stuffy clunt

walked past a homeless guy earlier and threw 50p into his cup.. he shouted after me "thanks a lot you clunt, you just fooked my coffee"

My disabled son wants to do a parachute jump for charity. Thick clunt , you think he would have learned his lesson after the last time.

My porn star friend recently passed away. As a mark of respect we scattered his ashes over his wife's face

I said to my son, "Where are you going?" He said, "I'm off to meet a girl." I said, "Don't forget to wear a... you know." He said, "What?" I said, "You know." He said, "Do you mean a condom?" I said, "No, a fucking hat, you ginger cunt."

With all the sex I'm having lately, the weight's just dropping off me. I've had to buy a smaller balaclava.

I often wish my wife would use her hands a little bit more during sex. She wouldn't get so many carpet burns on her face.