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Getting a letter from the DVLA with tax it or lose it stamped on the envelope and panicking thinking I'd forgotten to tax one of the vehicles only to find it was a customer satisfaction survey

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Picking up a punter that wanted a car with a screen, and then see her waiting smoking a cigarette.

Clearly she must have had her lung cancer vaccine recently.

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than she got in permeating the inside of your vehicle with the stench till you dropped all the windows down, then she moaned she was cold

can never understand why women spend £200 on a bottle of french perfume then have 20 fags for the Eu de BensonHedges

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Influencers.

Has there ever been such a group of overrated chavs?

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NO and some of them are quite dangerous with the false information they spout !

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Inland revenue when filing your tax return for 2019/2020 they remind you to include Seiss payments paid during that year

the first one was MAY 2020 FFS

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Ungrateful b******s.

Took a fella up to the vaccine centre via a free offer the firm is currently offering.

Did not say one word of thanks.

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makes no difference round here we get thanked after charging them but the vaccine supplies seem to have run out they are now only vaccinating one day every other week

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I heard the 2020-21 year returns will have an extra box for SEISS grants

The ARG (£7500 here) is taxable too, but can be spent on business to reduce tax bill (as can they all i assume)

The SEISS grants have reduced/wiped out universal credit payments each time

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having to pay in full for my new plate at the new cost of £243.10

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companies that quote for jobs when they haven't got a suitable vehicle !!

So just been asked to do trip in the 8 seater down to London in fact the postcode is the woodside estate in Croyden 5 passengers and loads of luggage which the company can't do they haven't a vehicle big enough !

But they have still quoted for it at £140.00 which on round trip mileage is about 60p a mile and involves tolls for the Dartford crossing or spending 4 hours battling through the traffic on the south circular and A23

I have said £175 not a penny less but am pretty sure the customers won't take as they will now think £140.00 is the going rate and am also mindful that this is probably a family travelling when they aren't supposed to so a risk of being stopped by the police

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Is that anywhere near...

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that took a long time I deliberately did that to see if Stuart spotted it but he didn't well done even if it took over a month

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Sky TV not working.

Yes it's a 21st century problem, but it's my 21st century problem.

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Heathrow T2 just 4 people trying to process 10000 passengers no wonder it is taking 3 hours

My passenger was telling me in Dubai they have 50 people processing passengers and there are NO delays there

The busiest I have ever seen T2 and as for the only 1 person allowed to meet and greet well I saw one lady with 10 family members to greet her

No signs on seats to keep people apart no tannoy messages just a complete free for all and if you tried to social distance someone would fill the gap

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