Taxi Driver Online

say no more lol

Plenty of cash at ibrox now the club is on an even keel, its only the likes of chelsea that have £30m to spend
When did a "big gun" ever sign for the other glasgow mob?

say no more lol
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Enjoy your 15mins of fame buddy When romanov runs away with all the sweeties it'll be "flats,flats, glorious flats!"
Sorry but think you blew your chance of a title last season against one of the worst gers teams in years, and you cant tell me that "them"(you know who i mean) were any better than mediocre. Good luck for next year, all in all the jambo's TEAM were superb last season given the chaos in the boardroom

this ones for you broxibear think you might like it

and them as you say were mediocre and gers were very very poor as for romanov we will just have 2 wait and see. i dont think he will run away with all the sweeties as you say.

just wait see what happens next season but it should be fun.

Just to get us English folks in the mood.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...+WORLD+CUP+2006

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IDFIMH

What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?

The tea-bag stays in the cup longer!

England team-mates Steven Gerrard and Wayne Rooney were speeding down the street when they passed a cop.

"Oh no!" cried Gerrard. "Is he following me?"
"Yep," replied Rooney.

"I'm going to drive down this little side road, okay?" said the Gerrard.
"Yep," replied Rooney.

"Is the cop still following me?"
"Yep."

"Is his lights on?"
"Yep, nope, yep, nope, yep, nope..."

David and Victoria are watching the nine o'clock news. There is a negotiator trying to stop this man from jumping into the River Thames.

David says, "I don't think he's going to jump."

"I think he is," says Victoria, "and I'll bet you five thousand pounds if he does."

"Done."

They shake on it and the bet is made.

The man jumps.

David hands Victoria the money, but she pushes it away.

"No David, I cheated, I watched the five o' clock news and saw him jump."

"No babe," says David, "You won fair and square, I was cheating just as much as you were. I watched the five o'clock news too, but I just didn't think he was going to jump again!"




David Beckham had just got a new sports car and was out for a drive when he cut up a lorry driver. The trucker motioned for him to pull over. Which he did, the trucker got out of his lorry and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.

He drew a circle on the road and told Beckham, "Stand in the circle and don't move!" He then went to Beckham's car and cut up his leather seats. When he turned around Beckham had a slight grin on his face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this."

He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in the car. When he turns and looks at him, Beckham has a smile on his face. The trucker's getting really mad.

He gets his knife back out and slashes all of his tyres. Now Beckham is chuckling. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of petrol, pours it on the car and sets it on fire. He turns around and Beckham is laughing so hard he is about
to fall down.

"What's so funny?" the truck driver asks. Beckham replied, "When you weren't looking I stepped outside the circle four times!"

Better to have stayed in the cup a while rather than have never made it out of the box.

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IDFIMH

we was s***.
but we won.
onwards and upwards.

No jokes about England failing to score in the first match, please

But as Cgull says, onwards and upwards

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Taxi Driver Online
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your no fun

But at least England are there

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Legal and proud

Loads a love from BERTIE !!

true but so is scotland

Sussex this one is for you mate

http://www.scottishquest.com/howscottish/game.html

just follow the link