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When they all climb in through one door and climb over the seats!.
When they say "go down there" and point, when they are sat behind you!.

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stressed controller!!!

When the customers stink of Body Odour, and its mid winter so its ruddy cold when you put the windows down to get rid of the smell

SMELLY T***S

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Legal and proud

Loads a love from BERTIE !!

when poxy traffic commissioner give tuk tuks a bloody license.
and then allow any old sod to drive the bloody things.

Punters that bang on the roof as they get out WTF is that all about !

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Leon, Ellesmere Port.

jobs from supermarkets with 37 bags of shopping, 3 kids covered in chocolate that are going 1/2 mile down the road in rush hour.

Years ago they used to do that with Lorries after you had been unloaded so the driver is clear of load and can set off,, they must be all ex lorry unloaders

People who say to you "do you know where that is" numerous times, when you have already set off

People who give you a note and say keep the change, as you are offering the change and takes it off you.

the best bit is when they get in and look at the metter and almost have a heart attack

i remember one job when the bloke got in the metter was at £18ish god i still smile when i think of that look on his face and after all time is money mind you he did not have a smile when he paid me double what the fare should have been if he had got in when i told him i was there .

i also love people who insist on directing you as most of them take you the long way round and they think that they are saving themselfs money by taking you the short way woooooooooooooooooops

people who say "£2 so and so already, looking at the meter, your having a laugh, start it at zero,, so I say, well get out then and find a cab that starts at zero, [edited by admin] me they have spent how much in the pub, the pub has fleeced them, the night club has also big style, the kebab man has done his bit, they come to the taxi and want it for nowt or cheap. and there's us at the lower end of the scale

And those bloody smelly pre-cooked chickens.

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IDFIMH

people who are so drunk when you ask them where they are going they just slur some mumbo jumbo back a you that sounds like chinese

or the ones that are that drunk the cant rember the hotel they are in but they direct you had one boy do that and in the end he phoned his dad in england at 3am (bet he was happy )and asked him where he was staying fare was double what it should have been but then again he seen a lot of the town that night pitty it was in the dark

i liked one guy who got in and told me i should not have had the metter running until he got in
he got a rather red face when i pointed out that that was the clock not the fare that was on the metter

People who get to their destination and see £4.30 on the meter and say "how about 4 quid for cash"!!! I only work in f##kin cash, fools!!!

Tight arses, where you have 5 youngsters, usually lads, £3.80 you say, they say "c'mon guys, quids in" 4 guys get out and the 1 left paying hands over 4 of the coins he's been given and still waits for the 20p

Later in the evenin when you do a fare half the rank has turned down because "it's too far", the punter jumps in real appreciative, thanks drives and all that, you get the other end and it's £14.90 and they hand over £15 and wait for the 10p

People who jump in, say their destination, off you go, just before reaching the destination they say "ye drives, just left here" well it's blatently obvious I know where it is otherwise I'd be somewhere else, numpties.

Ah, I could continue indefinately with these.

when you pull up outside a pub and some bladdered people come over and ask "whats the name mate ?" and when you tell them they say "yeah that'll do" and just get in the car

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Leon, Ellesmere Port.

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never tell them mate, they should be telling you.

never give the name out or you'll get a dozon p*ss heads suddenly all called the same name...

unless the fare is double that of the one you have