Taxi Driver Online

I cried with laughter !!!! CLICK ME !

Oh my god

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp ... dex-topten

sorry this is the link

Can't get over the woman p***ing herself laughing when tubby is either falling out or being hung.

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IDFIMH

Thats great LMAO

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Legal and proud

Loads a love from BERTIE !!

OH SO PROUD TO BE SCOTTISH

OH SO PROUD TO BE SCOTTISH

Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a
Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish
kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a
Japanese TV.

And the most Scottish thing of all?

Suspicion of all things foreign!

Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the
back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
Only in Sotland do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET
coke.
Only in Scotland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the
counters.
Only in Scotland do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and
lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Scotland do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have
call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to
in the first place.
Only in Scotland are there disabled parking places in front of a skating
rink.

NOT TO MENTION..

3 Scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Scots are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
31 Scots have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Scots have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations
were chocolate.
Scottish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas
cracker-pulling accidents.
18 Scots had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Scots were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying
to open bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Scots were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control
Scalextric cars.

and finally...

In 2000 eight Scots were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred
whilst throwing up into the toilet.

If you're proud to be a Scot (or just wish you were Scottish), send this on!

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Justice for the 96. It has only taken 27 years...........repeat the same lies for 27 years and the truth sounds strange to people!

You trying to say something you scouse g**!

It's all the irn-bru that we drink - coocoo

Meeeeeeeee

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Justice for the 96. It has only taken 27 years...........repeat the same lies for 27 years and the truth sounds strange to people!