Taxi Driver Online

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* Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day,
* he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.

* The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.
* It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and
* asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years."

* "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is
* outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it
* from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

* That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.
* Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the
* house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my
* family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the
* first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."
* "No problem," he says. And in they go.

* Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge
* stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes.
* Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty
* dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.

* As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So
* he leans over and kisses Sandra.

* No one says a word.

* So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.

* Still, nobody says a word.

* So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the
* table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.* His
* girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid,and her mom
* horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

* He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the
* mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every
* which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious
* and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.

* All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
* Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.
* Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts,



"All right, that's enough, I'll do the f...king dishes."

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin