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 Post subject: Skull aka Sussex
PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:10 am 
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Anyone know what Skull and Brother Sussex have in common?


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:30 am 
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no give up

:D :D :D


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:38 am 
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Yes, they are both boring. :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:55 am 
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well Skull has had two and Sussex one


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:11 pm 
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187ums wrote:
well Skull has had two and Sussex one


AN INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE

There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone".

So named because he had only one testicle.

He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
morning, Onestone."

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he
made love to her all day and all night.

He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from
exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until
a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for
many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone.


She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love
to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next
day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?????............................

Think about it

(You're going to love this!)

And the moral is...


You can't kill two birds with one stone!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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187ums wrote:
well Skull has had two and Sussex one


they both have new nick names ???.............

Sussex Onestone and Skull Twostone :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


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187ums wrote:
well Skull has had two and Sussex one


Do I frighten you 187ums? :wink:

You are only exposing your childish insecurities you have carried over into adulthood. You've bought a pup just like this lot up here in Edinburgh, but want to blame me and people like me. I only tell it how it is. You would rather believe what you want to believe. Or what's more to the point, what you are told to believe by people in authority. You don't want to question anything because of what that might mean - the fact is you own nothing - you only serve a lie.


Have a look:

http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/opini ... =220432007

The boys in Edinburgh are starting to wake up to the fact, they, like you, own nothing.

So much for your little world eh 187ums :roll:

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And Skull would know...he's got previous :roll:

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captain cab wrote:
And Skull would know...he's got previous :roll:

CC


Yes cc, but unlike you I tell the truth. :wink:

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Skull wrote:
captain cab wrote:
And Skull would know...he's got previous :roll:

CC


Yes cc, but unlike you I tell the truth. :wink:


You must have a different dictionary to me.

CC

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Do I frighten you 187ums? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
That's a good one

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Do I frighten you 187ums? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
That's a good one


Aye, them little hamsters freak me out too :lol:

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Skull wrote:
Do I frighten you 187ums? :wink:


Looking for another victim Skull :roll: :roll: :roll:

B. Lucky :lol:

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well skull dont frighten me, as the original Mr T would say "I pity the fool"

its funny how none of the hily trinity have come out and said anything, maybe they have been rumbled


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187ums wrote:
well skull dont frighten me, as the original Mr T would say "I pity the fool"

its funny how none of the hily trinity have come out and said anything, maybe they have been rumbled


What you mean, original Mr T, I'll have you know I've been round a lot longer than him. :D

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