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This applies to all who have Wheelie Bins

The story [a true story, my story]

Wheelie bin day, they have been and gone, left with empty bin, or in my case next doors bin both together at the end of my drive

I move my bin back in to my property to the rear, i move the other away from my drive entrance so i can get my car out, this is 2100hrs in the evening

just after i leave one of my daughters come round to visit, she sees Dad's bin still out so she pulls it down the drive [this bin being next doors bin, but no markings]

at 2200hrs a police van arrives with 6 coppers shouting and screaming, radio going, [i know this cos they got my wife out of bed]

first shouts was shut that dog up, what dog says my wife, thats nexts doors
they start saying under the theft act we have reason to believe that you are in possession of a stolen wheelie bin, we are going to search the property, they did so under flash light, hey they found next doors bin, and carefully wheeled it away and put it back into next doors drive

the world was now put to right and no charges are expected

there is an Police Incident No for this crime, supposed now it is logged as "crime solved"

couldn't make it up, could you.???

What a load of rubbish

I've stopped using my wheelie bin because of arguments with my neighbour and the council I bag it up and take it to the saturday skip a lot less hastle !

TALKING OF BINS....WE HAVE A CHINESE GUY WORKING ON OUR CLENSING DEPARTMENT AND THE STORY GOES LIKE THIS.....
HE KNOCKS OM MY DOOR AND I ANSWER IT IN A PAIR OF SHORTS AND SPORTING A LOVELY TAN.." WHERE U BIN ? " HE ASKS..
" MARMARIS" I REPLIED...
" NO ! WHERE U WHEELIE BIN " HE SAYS..
" OK...IV'E GOT A SUNBED " I REPLY...

wheelie bin missing, police are looking into it

the old one are the best

I take it you don't get on with your neighbours.

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IDFIMH

Paint his house number on the bin. (make sure nobody sees you do it!).

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