Taxi Driver Online

Can someone please tell me why the smartest drivers at Heathrow, are either PH or mini-cab drivers in nice suits driving nice new motors, often Mercs, and the scruffiest ones are driving old smokey black cabs wearing trackie bottoms or jeans?

Its not a good idea to get under a bonnet of a taxi in suits Charles

your mini cab drivers have a choice london cabbies dont

I am scruffy out of principle.

Charles,
You are a prince. What a silly generalisation to make.You are not Prof. Notso Bright's travelling companion by any chance?
Keep up the laughs,
Ged

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taxi driver @manchester airport

I am intentionally scruffy, to put off the thousands of women who would otherwise chase after me. And besides, the Juxtaposition of a scruffy driver into a prestigious taxi like I have, simply emphasises the quality that the customer is receiving.

The phsycology is quite simple: Either they look at me, or they look at my cab.

Then, when they get out, they give me extra quid or two, and say things like...

"Here, get yourself a cup of tea"

"Have a couple of pounds towards a haircut"

"There's a fiver to buy some razor blades"

Or, sometimes they ask...

"Can I have sex with you while the meter is running on time and a half?"
(Of course I always say no to this).

But I don't care. It all helps towards the mortage on my Country House.

I am intentionally scruffy, to put off the thousands of women who would otherwise chase after me. And besides, the Juxtaposition of a scruffy driver into a prestigious taxi like I have, simply emphasises the quality that the customer is receiving.

The phsycology is quite simple: Either they look at me, or they look at my cab.

Then, when they get out, they give me extra quid or two, and say things like...

"Here, get yourself a cup of tea"

"Have a couple of pounds towards a haircut"

"There's a fiver to buy some razor blades"

Or, sometimes they ask...

"Can I have sex with you while the meter is running on time and a half?"
(Of course I always say no to this).

But I don't care. It all helps towards the mortage on my Country House.

I am intentionally scruffy, to put off the thousands of women who would otherwise chase after me. And besides, the Juxtaposition of a scruffy driver into a prestigious taxi like I have, simply emphasises the quality that the customer is receiving.

The phsycology is quite simple: Either they look at me, or they look at my cab.

Then, when they get out, they give me extra quid or two, and say things like...

"Here, get yourself a cup of tea"

"Have a couple of pounds towards a haircut"

"There's a fiver to buy some razor blades"

Or, sometimes they ask...

"Can I have sex with you while the meter is running on time and a half?"
(Of course I always say no to this).

But I don't care. It all helps towards the mortage on my Country House.

Dear guest,
You are not a cab driver, you must be a civil servant otherwise why is it in triplicate?
Ged

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taxi driver @manchester airport

Love it.

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There is Significant Unmet Demand for my Opinion.

I couldn't possibly comment.

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A member of the Hire or Reward Industry

I have kept out of this, cos everyone thinks I'm anti London. But Charles does have a point.

When I pick up from Heathrow, the mini-cab and PH boys and girls are in the main very smart, whilst the lads in the black cabs aren't.

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IDFIMH

When do you have time to go to Heathrow Sussex???? Your always on here.

I'm allowed a holiday every now and again.

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IDFIMH