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For some reason I seem to be taking out pigeons all weekend well 2 anyway and i was thinking why don't we turn this into a silly competition just for fun so for the month of April

Points are awarded
1 point for pigeons or other birds
2 points for Pheasants or rabbits or rats
5 points for squirrels cats or dogs
10 points for badgers, stoats or foxes
-10 points for hedgehogs
1000 points for Trotskys

Currently I'm on 2 points anybody else got a score ?

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

How many points for drunk cows and [edited by admin] stags ?

saw a low flying buzzard today, didnt have my camera (as usual) it was only 20 feet away as it landed...

must be worth 20 points

pigeons we cant move for here

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Nothing For April..but in 12 years of Business Ive had..

2 Deers.....£1500+ (incl excess)
4 Badgers....£200 roughly
1 Buzzard....£600 for Grille, air conditiong Radiator and Labour
50 plus pheasants (Total pheasant repairs around £800)
2 Owls
1 Red Squirrel (felt gutted after that one)
100 plus rabbits (est)
10 Hares (est)
1 Greater spotted woodpecker
4 or 5 wood cock
100 Plus assorted smaller Birds.
10 plus Grey squirrels
10 Plus rats
And
Hell knows how many 100s of frogs and Toads on those warmer wet summer nights when they hop all over the road by the hundreds.

A tally i'm neither proud of nor wish to add to...RIP poor little critters.

i haven't ran into an animal in years last time i hut one was a brown dog in 2009 and the damage that was done was a cracked number plate and a dog with two broken legs he fully recovered and still see it walking about with its owner to this date

Since 1st April, 1 pigeon and 1 Seagull.

Pigeon with a tyre, no damage (except to the very burst and flattened pigeon).

Seagull with my CB aerial, no damage to the aerial (but the gull was well bolluxed).

Do I score extra for no damage to the Cab?

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Chris The Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mc ... re=related

Loads of rabbits
2 deer no damage, except to the butchers wallet £100
1 fox 9 cubs all at once

I hate the popping noise when the lungs of a pigeon burst so thats
Edders 23 2 points
Chris the Fish 2 points
And Skippy way out in front with more road kill in 2 weeks than the rest of us put together

Must be something about skodas they are obviously animal magnets !!!

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

Do I get a 1/2 point for the pigeon that shed feathers at the front, rolled under the car (numerous bumbs to floorpan) and somehow survived? Not a sign of it anywhere. I even got my mechanic to put it on the ramp to see if it was lodged above the exhaust.

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.

I'm not bothered about the likes of Rabbits, Pigeons, Pheasants and feral foxes but, I do try and avoid Hedgehogs, Badgers, Deers and Red Squirrels.

I'm partial to Pheasant if it's been hung for a few days.

Are you happy to have them flat, or do you like them Re-inflated?

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Chris The Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mc ... re=related

You forgot the partrige in a pear tree....

Hitting the Partridge may cause little or no damage. I suggest Pear Trees, and Trees generally, are best avoided.

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Chris The Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mc ... re=related

So basically you don't like running over indigenous species - but the foreign ones are fair game.

surprise surf*ckingprise.

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