grandad wrote:
My wife decided to drive the run with this driver escorting today. Now my wife is not known for driving fast, in fact I would say that she is a slow driver. The are some long term roadworks on the route which means that the shortest route is closed. The driver knows this, I know this and i thought that my wife knew this as well. Apparently not. Anyway, 1 of the students did not go today so this morning when the job was done by this driver it took 1 hr 24 minutes. My wife drove straight into the road closure, the escort (usual driver) said nothing. The total time for this unexpected diversion (cock up) was 18 minutes to get back to the original point where she made the mistake. So how long did the job take including this 18 minutes diversion................................1 hr 23 minutes. According to the tracker, at no time did my wife exceed any speed limits.
I think someone is taking my pants down and giving me a severe shagging!
Take him to one side and say, "you know how much I think about you and I'd hate you to get hurt but, I think someone is having a go on your wife while you are doing the school run."
He gets his foot down and does it in record time trying to catch her at it. Happy days, problem solved.

Hmmm. Now do I have the bottle to try that one?