my last p/h firm i once i had a wife /hubby & kid in my taxi going to Newcastle airport ( i have to pop the meter on so the office know i had picked up & they instantly sh%t there pants )
err.. why is the meter on mate ? ( no tip on this one then !!

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i have to so the office know i picked up
getting near the airport now
so its a set far aint it mate
yep set fare mate , its £17.50 ( + £1 for the barrier) so that will be £18.50
ok mate , just drop us at the garage & we will walk across
dropped them at the garage & tbh his wife was a bit embarrassed, she said thanks , i said well enjoy ya holiday but if hes trying to save a quid i don't think you will, she said aye, hes a greedy basdid like
